Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.

Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!

by SlipperyD November 25, 2013

concave turd maker

Gay man who fucks his partner. His cock makes the other guys turd concave.

Joe hold still I going to push it up you tonight and make your turd concave.

by Adultfun4135 April 20, 2005

Miley the singing turd

A nick name for Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck whore and a skank.

The name was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus which is a club and a movement of people who hate Miley Cyrus because she is in love with herself and a skank.

There's Miley the singing turd.

by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011

PLOD TURD MAN

Anagram for Donald Trump. Just sayin'...

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN

by YAWA February 13, 2020

taliban turd worshipper

A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.

The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.

by Islams Defeat December 29, 2008

Fart/Turd Separator

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

by PtotheB March 25, 2008

Air-off the turd

When you almost have to shit and you have gas. The air passing over your turd spreading the shitty smell as you fart.

Commonly referenced to when walking past a row or porta-johns at a concert in the middle of summer.

What the F#ck is that smell? Did you shit your pants?!?!! -No...I just had to "Air-off the turd".

by TheSaltyScout December 21, 2017