Hes Real.

When you take the pizza out the oven and it takes a look at you back.

"Hes real." Peppino Spaghetti said as he lunged.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023

Real

Popularized by depressing TikTok slideshows, 'real' is used to express how something shown (from the slideshow, for example) is very present in their life, and has a personal effect on them.
Due to a large proportion of such slideshows to be about heartbreak, people commonly mention how real may be used as an acronym for 'Realise Everybody Always Leaves' despite not always being the case.

A: Hey, Look at this video
B: real

by ThisRandomPerson7 April 26, 2024

real ass rude

Extremely rude or impolite; rude can also be substituted for other adjectives

Scott didn't even say thank you for the drink I bought him, real ass rude.

by PeachesNorthwest May 17, 2016

real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.

13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.

by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 2, 2022

The REAL Vesd

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.

"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"

by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023

real nigga job

A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.

My Pops said, “Sitting at a desk isn’t hard work. Try working a real nigga job.”

by 1Luh_Mama October 5, 2023