A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.
1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025
Get the Big Greek Sexymug. adjective, sex·i·er, sex·i·est.
concerned predominantly or excessively with sex; risqué:.
sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality
excitingly appealing; glamorous:
concerned predominantly or excessively with sex; risqué:.
sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality
excitingly appealing; glamorous:
by Dan 18 01 March 12, 2021
Get the Sexymug. A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.
(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)
(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)
"You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there."
"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."
"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."
by ASexySon June 4, 2022
Get the sexy sonmug. by johnbiena April 23, 2021
Get the seximug. 
Bro 1: Yo did you see Alice last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
Bro 2: Yeah man, she looked like sexy roadkill. Must have been running late.
by The rebellious Amish August 21, 2016
Get the Sexy Roadkillmug.