primordial soup

A word used to describe a woman's genitals when they've had sex with over 50+ people. Refers to the hot conditions & the ingredients necessary to form new STDs

Primordial soup, also known as prebiotic soup, is the hypothetical set of conditions present on the Earth around 3.7 to 4.0 billion years ago. It is an aspect of the heterotrophic theory, concerning the origin of life, first proposed by Alexander Oparin in 1924, and J. B. S. Haldane in 1929. (Wikipedia) The theory suggests that the primordial soup gave birth to the first microscopic organisms. (or in this case, new breeds of STDs)

"Bro Alisha has like 500 bodies"
"Her cooch must be a primordial soup"

by bamcats December 06, 2024

soup nose

The way that one’s nose begins to run and drip copiously in response to the stimulus of eating hot soup.

“As much as I love soup, I can never order it on a date—the soup nose just isn’t sexy.”

by nightquill May 05, 2023

Scrabble and soup

A chaste alternative to Netflix and chill.

I know we just met, so how about we get together for Scrabble and Soup.

by Unkie Mark September 20, 2018

rainbow soup

This can only be made by 2 gay men having sexual intercourse aka anal. After finishing the pitcher drops to his knees and eats his own semen from the catchers asshole.

Dirty Mike made a rainbow soup while in a Prius with the boys during a "soup kitchen"

by Juiceton hymen August 10, 2017

Hot ass soup

When you hear some really good gossip

Omg, Jane. I just heard some hot ass soup!

by Medrank October 03, 2020

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Soup Spoon

This franchise in Singapore sucks.I was allergic to mushroom and they didn’t tell me that mushroom soup had mushroom.The store has no idea how to give information to their customers

Don’t eat soup spoon or you will pass away

by Soup Spoon Founder/CEO September 04, 2019