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Sleep

I'm so fucking tired a didn't sleep
by Deqth September 28, 2022
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Sleep and Food

I'm so tired. I better get some "Sleep and Food".
by TedTheadoreLogan July 23, 2023
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sleep dope

Cannabis that is used primarily for inducing a better sleep for its user. It is almost always found in edible form so as not to cause any sort of euphoria that THC induces. Sleep dope is most often a combination of CBD and THC. The THC, which is the part of the cannabis plant that gets one "high" is often found in very small dosages. In Massachusetts as of 2023 for example, the dosage most often used for sleep dope is 0.5 mg of THC, a sort of "ceiling" that the MA State government has deemed appropriate for inducing sleep but not getting the user "high". Users and sellers alike have found this to be subjective, but rather accurate.
I don't like to smoke cannabis, but I must admit that I like to eat a gummy of sleep dope when
by segorese October 2, 2023
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Sleep Drone

The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.

The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.

Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1

“I am up.”
-Person 2

“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1

“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2

45min Later…

“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2

“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1

“What?”
-Person 2

“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1

I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2

“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Sleep

To sleep means to meet in about one hour
Me and my friend tell each other we're gonna sleep, one hour later we play Roblox
by Troll056769 May 14, 2020
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Sleep Pussy

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.
“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”
by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022
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