Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)

real tennis hours my bois!

by cypressxyz November 09, 2018

Real tennis hours

Emma is back from a tennis game

Real tennis hours

Real tennis hours my bois

by Cypress1337 November 08, 2018

for real estate

When you're really serious about a statement, you even include real estate.

Are you for real?
I mean it, for real estate.

by Priazol August 23, 2024

ReaL LifE

Meaning DEAD A$$

nayesha: no cuz I real life not finna play wit yo ahh

by Nayonit November 24, 2021

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

real life

A Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world or server

Real life is like a Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world.

by the random. July 25, 2022