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by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023

by Mr Professor October 26, 2013

Imagine opening the pizza box to find a chaotic scene: the once perfectly round pizza is now a mess, all squished to one side, as if it had a run-in with a wild gust of wind. Toppings cling desperately to the edges, cheese cascading over the lip of the crust like a cheesy waterfall, while sauce streaks across the cardboard like a colorful abstract painting.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.
by Str8rippinpro April 24, 2024

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.
by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021

When you are too lazy to get the fuck up so you call GrubHub to bring you tomato paste on garlic bread with vegan cheese on top. Also known as pizza.
by ThingsPreAPSays October 24, 2020

The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.
Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024
