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St. Louis Style Pizza 

The only people this backwards type of pizza appeals to are the people from the cultural wasteland known as St. Louis. By the way, the words "St. Louis", "elitist", and "urban" never belong in a sentence or discussion together. True, St. Louisans like to think they are elite and urban, but this is due to their major inferiority complexes. Anyone who asks you where you went to school as a way to get a conversation started has issues (and certainly wouldn't know what good pizza is).
St. Louis Style Pizza, no matter, how it is described, is awful (unless your culinary experience is limited to a small, forgettable town in the lower Midwest).
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St. Louis Style Pizza 

A nasty concoction consisting of extremely thin, tasteless cardboard-like crust slathered in runny cheap salty pizza sauce and topped with gooey St. Louis-exclusive cheese called Provel that looks and tastes like melted Velveeta. While many St. Louisans inexplicably love this crap, don’t let them con you into thinking it’s real pizza – it isn’t! Imo's is probably the most famous type of this stuff - stay away!
While visiting Sally in St. Louis, she tried to get me to eat St. Louis style pizza. I told her that I'd rather die a slow death.

pineapple pizza 

a pizza with pineapple on it
Person 1:"What kind of pizza did you get?"
Person 2:"Pineapple Pizza!"
person 1:"Leave this house now!"
Person 2:"But.."
Person 1:"NO. Leave now!"
Person 2:"okay.."
pineapple pizza by appke man May 14, 2018

canadian pizza

A poptart of any flavor with ketchup or catsup on top.
Poptart with Ketchup is the tasty canadian pizza I have ever had.
canadian pizza by takinglives August 19, 2008

cheese pizza

when two girls and one guy take off their clothes. one girl bends over onto the bed face first while the other girl and the guy fuck hard,really hard. the guy pulls out before he can cum to let the girl he was just fucking gush out blood all over the girls ass who was laying on the bed the guy then cums on the girls ass creating a cheese pizza
Jessica and Anthony gave that girl a nasty cheese pizza.
cheese pizza by Max O. May 30, 2008

cold-pizza swag 

A person's left-over swag that you acquire when you are around them all the time and/or are very close friends with.
ex: I don't know what swag is 'cause I'm white, but I think I have some, 'cause I'm with him. And he's black. And he has swag. So I have his cold-pizza swag.

Emily: I don't know what swag is.
Me: I don't either. I think I might have some.
Emily: I think I have the smallest amount of possible swag .. cause I'm with Cody. I have his left over swag.
Me: So you have his cold-pizza swag.

The Pizza Pie 

An advanced technique used by the ancient italians to stimulate the anus and vagina simultaneously. The move, performed only by the bravest of the brave, involves placing the left fist into the anal canal and the right fist in the vagina. Move each fist vigorously in the up and down direction, as if running. The move has been carried down from generation to generation and has been commercialized in the pizza making industry. Almost all pizza makers have perfected this move, just ask their wives.
Hey Antonio, after the pizza pie you gave me last night, I can hardly walk!
The Pizza Pie by JohnsPapa July 9, 2011