Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 27, 2014

the pirate

The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.

by bananen123 July 31, 2017

captain pirate hose

A discord moderator with no opinion.

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.

by Notamon October 9, 2021

Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.

Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.

by Iberolin November 26, 2019

Pirate Value

Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.

Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".

"Dude, check out that chick!"

"Nice!"

"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."

by Laneus August 23, 2009

Pirate

A pirate is a true 'live for the moment' skateboarder.

"I mean how many 16 year-old surfers wear watches, man?"
"Yeah, well, he's got a job."
"Yeah, my point exactly. He’s not one of us man…You know, he’s not a pirate."

Skip Engblom on Stacy Peralta in Lords of Dogtown. It's worth mentioning, however, that Stacy most definitely was a pirate.

by Roddy McTawdry March 15, 2021