Gackt Job

1. Full plastic surgery to your face (Nose job, Chin job, etc.)

2. Having sexual intercourse for 8 hours straight.

Yuu::That gackt job was exhausting::

by SunnyBby July 6, 2009

Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure

Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx

by Wigglydick July 13, 2016

Robo-Job

A hand-job given to a human by a robot.

Things you wish a robot could do: "Give me a Robo-Job!"

by japaneserobot123 March 14, 2011

Funcom-Job

When someone does a job that is almost good, but half asses it and tries to pretend it was done correctly and that it must be you who is the issue as they definitely did it correctly.

Brandon painted the truck, but he did a Funcom-Job

by Cracksy Normous November 20, 2021

Kipe Job

a rip off, hosing, a dishonest transaction on the person giving (the kiper), taken advantage of on price

1. car dealer took made the car cost 5000 dollars more than they agreed too

2. "the guy at the mattress store said the mattress would be 400 but he tried to charge me 550, what a kipe job!"

by johnasht August 3, 2013

street job

A sexual act so filthy only a crack whore can give you one.

Person 1: hey man, where'd you end up last night?
Person 2: my bad man, I found this chick that gave me a street job
Person 1: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRUCK!!

by MLaughman October 9, 2015

Mustard Job

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).

There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.

by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019