Noah Allaire

When you are a senior boy with an odd obsession with freshman girls and your SAT score. A complete lunatic.

Wow! The way that guy is staring at the freshman looks like he’s a Noah Allaire. I hope he doesn’t start grooming her.

by skibidi toilet syndrome haver November 21, 2023

Noah Velez

a super sexy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. Noah Jacob Velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly Pr) Also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.

Guy 1: Drops a dudes mac.
Guy 2: Damn your such a Noah Velez sometimes!

by jesusjuiceman January 02, 2011

Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.

"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022

Noah Crew

A lanky boy who dwells with his grotty brother in there basement.

Im going to be like noah crew

by john the big man June 10, 2021

noahful

an adjective used to describe when someone is extremely chill and nonchalant but also sexy and strong

Person 1: “He’s so nonchalant but hes also sooo sexy!!”
Person 2: I guess you could say he’s noahful!

by wilbursimpforlife February 13, 2025

Noahs Arch

When your boyfriend wants to lay face down ass up on the bed in order to get their ass ate.

Play on Noah’s arc. When a man wants to arch their back in order to get their ass ate.

Noahs Arch

by mathen1467 May 02, 2025

noah nap

When a person takes a ridiculous amount of naps throughout the day.

This is the fifth time name has taken a Noah nap today. They probably should quit drinking.

by Korndog82 May 23, 2024