Definitions by jesusjuiceman

Noah Velez

a super sexy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. Noah Jacob Velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly Pr) Also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.

Guy 1: Drops a dudes mac.
Guy 2: Damn your such a Noah Velez sometimes!

Noah Velez by jesusjuiceman January 2, 2011