ninja 

1) Ninja (vt) To kick ass, synonems : own, kick ass, pwn, frindle. (past = ninjaed
2) Ninja (adj) awsome, badass, etc., only more so
3) Ninja (n) a) One who is ninja

b) one who ninjas people

c) An ancient Japanese assasin
Related - Pirate - one who is awseome, but not as awesome as a ninja.

- Pirate - One who is not at all awesome

1) Dude, I totally ninjaed him.
Ninjaed!

2) That dude is so ninja.

3) a) I am a ninja!

b) That ninja ninjatically ninjaed that pirate!

c) The ninja, objecting to being used as a verb, assasinated the users of this website.

ninja by Draxis December 7, 2010

Ninja gift 

The gift you never saw coming.

Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"

Ninja gift by RealNaughtyRN January 19, 2011

Ninja Leprechauns

A recreational kickball team in Southeastern Wisconsin. Established by natives of Racine, WI, it's motto is "Ball Kickin', Clover Pickin'!"

Yay! The Ninja Leprechauns went 1-12 this season!!

Ninja Leprechauns by Ninja McFukui April 29, 2011

Ninjaguar 

A contraction of the words "Ninja" and "Jaguar," a "Ninjaguar" is someone that is so ninja, that they possess not only the power of the Ninja, they also wield the power of a jungle cat that will tear you apart and eat you.

Dude killed fifty guys with nunchucks and swords and flamethrowers and shit! That mofo's some kind of Ninjaguar!

Ninjaguar by Aulderath June 5, 2011

ninja squid 

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

ninja squid by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

ninjacorn 

Awesomeness!!! Half unicorn, Half Ninja= Ninjacorn

I'm a Ninjacorn

ninjacorn by Adri gurl123 May 12, 2014

ninja bride 

A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.

- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!

ninja bride by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017