When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.
Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
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"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
by 1Yonge January 6, 2017
Get the shitting chords mug.When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.
Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.
Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.
"Are you ok man?"
"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"
OR
That guy has a classic case of the panic shits
"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"
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That guy has a classic case of the panic shits
by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010
Get the Panic Shitting mug.Girlfriend: oh my god I love watching Pokèmon!!
Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?
Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.
Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?
Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.
by Elite sniper 1199 November 15, 2014
Get the pikachu and shit mug.The shit of wisdom is when you need advise/wisdom the shit will come to you and if it is clean it, it is a yes and if it runny it is a no
by MrStealyoWhip May 12, 2019
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Shit's on the Horizon
Shit's on the Horizon
worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."
(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"
Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"
by Foot Juice Solutions July 7, 2010
Get the Shit's on the Horizon mug.In football, or any other contact sport when someone gets the shit knocked out of them by an opponent. Usually occurs unexpectedly & causes coma-like symptoms.
You can receive a Shit Plow by getting a clothesline unexpectedly too.
You can receive a Shit Plow by getting a clothesline unexpectedly too.
by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020
Get the Shit Plow mug.When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.
Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019
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