there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo 

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020

Word to my mother 

Telling the truth

word to my mother I smash my step grandma

Word to my mother by Law_vine May 12, 2022

jewish mother 

combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!

jewish mother by BBBOOOOOOIIISSSTTT October 25, 2012

oh you MOTHER 

By far and beyond, the most commonly used Tomism (see "Tomism"). The phrase has it's origins when Tom was using his very last respirator mask while baling hay and took it off for lunch break. Chris quietly put a lump of horse shit in the middle of the mask. When Tom got up to put it back on, he stared at it for a few seconds, his face got red and he did a slow motion turn to Chris saying, "OHHHH... you MOTHER!!!" Since this event, it has become his signature phrase.

After saying, "OH you MOTHER", he proceeded to chase Chris around the barn, tackle him and perform Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture on him for revenge.

oh you MOTHER by Frank Klaune November 24, 2004

Double O To The Mother Fuckin' C 

This stands for out of control.

I'm gonna go lay down cause last night was double O to the mother fuckin' C!!

Double O To The Mother Fuckin' C by AllisonWonderland May 21, 2008

Den Mother 

The head of the strippers at a strip club; Always gets first pick of the teller stations

Bunny, the Den Mother of Club Risque, takes care of her strippers like family.

I hate Melissa! She thinks that just because she is the Den Mother she can get first pick of the teller stations!

Den Mother by Wheat Thin January 12, 2009

Nick Mother Fucking Hankins 

the most bad ass mother fucker alive!

nick mother fucking hankins will pwn you at everything you live for

Nick Mother Fucking Hankins by 1234567891011 October 23, 2008