A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"
Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"
Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"
Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011
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Get the Monkey Dipping mug.An over-reaction to a less than worthy event. Often involves hitting, kicking, tears and melodrama, followed by sulking.
by OsamaBinBad June 1, 2011
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When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
Get the monkey-pissed mug.A phrase reffering to the tiny little monkeys that hang on to eachother. Meaning when a clique is chillin and some random kid is continuously trying to include himself/herself.
Coolkid1: Hey guys lets get pizza tonight!
othercoolkids: YEAH!!!!!
nerd: Yeah totally!!!
coolkid1: Go the fuck away you big monkey link!
othercoolkids: YEAH!!!!!
nerd: Yeah totally!!!
coolkid1: Go the fuck away you big monkey link!
by bigmoneybri February 9, 2008
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Get the monkey boodle mug.A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
by Goat R. May 12, 2008
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