A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

Basic Mike by Cfanco June 7, 2018

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Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.

Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.

Aggro Mike by Aggro mike September 1, 2018

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Butter Mike

A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.

Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.

Butter Mike by Starviolet November 24, 2018

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michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.

"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"

michael (mike) reynolds by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

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