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Max

Max is a self obsessed hoe that has no hart or dick
Boyfriend- fuck me hoe

Girlfriend- no quit being a max
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Max

max is the boy that makes me want to listen to cheesy romance music, read cheesy romance books, and feel nervous whenever he just looks or even is in the same room with me. But hes also the guy i know i will never have. I wish he knew how i felt, and i wish a person like him would find interest in me. He looks so happy when hes with those other people, and i wish i could just make him feel that same amount of happiness. Max is the boy i want, but will never have.
Someone: hey, did you see Max?
Me: yeah.. i saw him.
by hottfreakzz December 12, 2022
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Max-like

A quality that somehow resembles something Max would do.
1. The new SiAt AIT's were not very Max-like when they were around Bo.
2. SiAt along with the rest of the AZA chapters should search for new members with Max-like qualities.
by Ian Cohen July 30, 2008
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Max

Max is a total crybaby, he will most likely cry when things don't go his way in life. He messes with bugs and has a weird shaped head.
Max walking down the stairs* then immediately starts to cry* "WAHHHH"
by JaileyLMAOO August 15, 2022
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max hulls

a form of depression, idiosity and retardedness that kill anything that goes near it due its uglyness
guy 1= bro that max hulls came

guy 2= wait wtf how many dead people
guy 1 = 97
guy 2= shit
by vektre yt July 1, 2018
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Max

the largest penis to ever go in a woman. he makes all women lose virginity at the sight of him and never backs down from a fight. tall and good at every sport he makes girls drop like flies around him. you can spot him in a crowd because he is tall and has the blondest hair of anyone. he is always the first to raise his hand and he usually gets the right answer. he is a good cook and is very rich in taste and money. he spends his time at the rock climbing gym or fencing with his penis. if you want to impress him you must climb fence and be really smart. he stands up for the little people and helps anyone he sees. he is a big geek and can quote any lord of the rings book or movie. Marvel is his happy place but he likes any action movie. he does everything to the max and speaks three languages. he dislikes anime and hates Ryan. his best friend is Jacob. he has moved five times and been to eight schools. he helped make a bomb unknowingly with dry ice.
did yo see Max yesterday?
yeah at the fencing gym
oh! I saw him at the climbing gym
you talking about Max?
yeah
oh is he the one who helped the old lady cross the street
yes
he is so cool
by DUDE 15 March 21, 2022
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Max Jacoby

A noun in specific person who is a conservative and republican who loves Ben Shapiro
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