Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 March 28, 2016
by 69englishmuffin March 17, 2018
When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off
by DudeThatsBored September 30, 2022
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by hellsdrummerboy October 07, 2011
origionated from the phrase "muffin top", "multigrain muffin top" describes a person that not only wears pants that are obviously too tight, but wears a whole outfit too tight.
-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight
by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain muffin top
-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight
by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain muffin top
by renerawr March 05, 2010
Woman 1: You are so fucking annoying, can you please shut up?
Woman 2: Bitch, I will pop you in the muffin.
Woman 1: What does that mean?
Woman 2: I will fuking hit you in the vagina if you don't stop complaining, stupid slut.
Woman 2: Bitch, I will pop you in the muffin.
Woman 1: What does that mean?
Woman 2: I will fuking hit you in the vagina if you don't stop complaining, stupid slut.
by HollyHomicide July 23, 2014