Quintessential Stud Muffin

Joel Gertner ECW

Joel Gertner is the Quintessential Stud Muffin.

by anonymous June 24, 2022

American Muffin Top

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.

Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*

by Mumble October 13, 2012

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016

Chocolate chip muffin

The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top

"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."

by hellsdrummerboy October 22, 2011

multigrain muffin top

origionated from the phrase "muffin top", "multigrain muffin top" describes a person that not only wears pants that are obviously too tight, but wears a whole outfit too tight.

-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight

by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain muffin top

that chick's not only rocking the muffin top, but its a multigrain muffin top

by renerawr March 4, 2010

Pop you in the muffin

To hit/slap a woman in the vagina.

Woman 1: You are so fucking annoying, can you please shut up?
Woman 2: Bitch, I will pop you in the muffin.
Woman 1: What does that mean?
Woman 2: I will fuking hit you in the vagina if you don't stop complaining, stupid slut.

by HollyHomicide July 23, 2014

blue-berry muffin

it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips

Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?

by thecreeper August 7, 2006