poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.
Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 March 28, 2016
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69 English muffin

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy
by 69englishmuffin March 17, 2018
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Muffin cocknball torture

When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off
Haha nerd get muffin cocknball tortured
by DudeThatsBored September 30, 2022
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peanut butter muffin

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin
by LeftNutGroping69 October 31, 2023
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Chocolate chip muffin

The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top
"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."
by hellsdrummerboy October 07, 2011
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multigrain muffin top

origionated from the phrase "muffin top", "multigrain muffin top" describes a person that not only wears pants that are obviously too tight, but wears a whole outfit too tight.

-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight

by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain muffin top
that chick's not only rocking the muffin top, but its a multigrain muffin top
by renerawr March 05, 2010
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Pop you in the muffin

To hit/slap a woman in the vagina.
Woman 1: You are so fucking annoying, can you please shut up?
Woman 2: Bitch, I will pop you in the muffin.
Woman 1: What does that mean?
Woman 2: I will fuking hit you in the vagina if you don't stop complaining, stupid slut.
by HollyHomicide July 23, 2014
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