Lober

To lober is to commit a horrible deed to another individual.

My friend is mad at me because I lobered his ex wife

by Omnomcrunchowwwwmytooth! July 23, 2024

laserranger

Roblox influencer who loves rocks

Laserranger loves you

by Biggiecheesiadictionairy December 9, 2024

laser idiot

A person who shines a laser at a vehicle like a car or plane.

Bro, that guy is such a laser idiot, he’s shining that laser at that plane.

by THISHANDLEISALREADYINUSE? December 21, 2024

lasercat

to ragebait someone without trying.

"playing a forsaken round and losing twice because of 1 person and calling someone a "lasercat" "

by lasercat53 July 13, 2025

laserbeamface

When a face is covered by text or art clips, such as in a magazine or advertisement.

Mary and her friend Jane looked up and recognized a laserbeamface.

by jayg244 August 15, 2025

Laser Igniter

A conceptual tool that uses a tightly focused, low-power laser beam to remotely initiate combustion in a flammable material. Unlike a cutting laser, its purpose isn't to destroy, but to precisely start a fire from a distance. It's the sci-fi alternative to a match or spark plug, useful in hazardous environments, for pyrotechnics, or as the futuristic "lighter" for plasma torches and exotic engines where a traditional spark is impossible.

*Example: "The salvage crew used a laser igniter to cut through the wreck. They didn't burn the metal; they just tapped the beam on a pocket of leaking chemical fuel, igniting a controlled flame that did the work. It was like using a 21st-century Bic lighter to start a bonfire on the hull of a 26th-century starship."*

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

Laser Igniter Pistol

A sidearm-sized device that projects a low-to-medium power laser pulse designed to ignite the target's clothing, atmosphere, or fuel reserves rather than penetrate. It's a less-lethal (but still horrifying) weapon of intimidation and area denial. On a dry, oxygen-rich world, it's a flamethrower in a handgun package. In daily use, it's a dangerously over-engineered cigar lighter for mob bosses who want to make a point.

Example: "The smuggler didn't draw a blaster; he pulled a laser igniter pistol. One snap shot at the fuel line of my speeder, and I was suddenly deciding between surrendering his package or becoming the centerpiece of a very sudden, very personal barbecue. It wasn't about killing me; it was about making my immediate environment lethally committed to his negotiation strategy."

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026