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Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"
by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018
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I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.
I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!
by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024
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Kill TV

An adult website where users vote to 'kill' videos they do NOT like and 'save' the ones they enjoy. (killtv.me)
Man, there are some weird and messed up videos on Kill TV today.
by Kill Media June 11, 2022
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People who would kill children

You will die for nothing in a symbolic gesture and I will get what I want anyway.
Hym "People who would kill children already run your government. Do not let stubborn, self-righteous people throw your life away only for me to achieve the same outcome."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2025
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Killed To Rest

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right
by Bi poppi January 12, 2023
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