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20th of January 

The 20th of January is let your gf rail you day.
Bf: do you know what day it is?
Gf: no
Bf: it’s the 20th of January

Gf: what’s that?

Bf: let your gf rail you day
20th of January by Jake Scarff February 2, 2021

25th of January

Well I assume this is your birthday so we share the same birthdate :D
1: oh its 25th of January, 2's birthday. happy birthday 2
2: thanks, its your birthdate too, happy birthday
25th of January by chinchin99cm November 24, 2021

Encanto day January 24th 

The day that celebrates Disneys encanto
Encanto day January 24th by Huzua November 24, 2021

No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more
Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan
No Jizz January by FallieWagon November 22, 2018

26th january 

The day when the most beautiful people are born, you might not see how perfect you are but everyone else knows you are so beautiful, kind, loving and caring. And if your born on this day and you have a boyfriend/girlfriend they will never cheat or break up with you because they love and care for you so much and they know how beautiful you are, so if your in a relationship right now, just know thats your partner for life.
26th january Its her/his birthday!
Happy birthday

Shes/hes so beautiful

He/she will never break up or cheat
26th january by IOnlySayTheTruth17 January 16, 2021

Jaunty neckbeard January 

A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."

Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."

Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"