Jacob'd 

A person who has a crush or asked the opposite sex out but to find out the other person is Homosexual or Taken.

"Oh man have you heard what happened between Will and Jennifer?"

"Yeah man she turned him down cuz she's a lesbian"

"Man I can't believe Will just got Jacob'd"

Jacob'd by Atlas Matlas July 15, 2019

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

Jacob Allen by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.

'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"

Jacob Short by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019

Jacob van Hattem

Smelly faggot

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew

Jacob van Hattem by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019

Jacob Boast 

Jacob Boast is the definition of a perfect man, with the most perfect blue eyes, a heart of gold and all the ladies must be chasing after him.

"I met the perfect man today, Jacob Boast"

Jacob Boast by Alc21296 September 26, 2019

Jacob Harmon

Jacob is sweet, funny, cute, amazing, and a really good friend. I’m not surprised that he can get girls so easily. He isn’t afraid to speak the truth and is loud when he wants to

Jacob Harmon is a really great guy

Jacob Harmon by Peppawhatareyoudoinginmydrink October 15, 2019

Jacob darmanin 

A small black child who's name is Jacob and had a nut like head with a chode penis and a longish nose

Ew Jacob darmanin is a stick nut

Jacob darmanin by Djx d October 19, 2019