Jackson

Jackson is the fattest cunt I know. He is over the threshold of obesity with gigantic tits and kankles. 6XL clothes hate to see him coming but xxxs condoms will forever stay on shelves thanks to Jackson and his inverted penis. Should’ve been swallowed. What a shame and waste of time

Went to the beach friend “did you see that beached whale?” Turns out it was just Jackson

by Fattyfathater December 8, 2024

The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

Jackson

Jackson has the sweetest heart ever!

Jackson is the nicest friend ever

by This is by Natalia October 5, 2025

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.

Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.

by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Jackson

He is a very calm and kind person. He treats every person equal. Every days when he is with you, you will feel safe and confortable. He is a very lovely person. He likes to play games. He is actually a introvert person. But when he is with the girl he like, he will become a shy and pretending to be a ignorant.

Hey Jackson , you are a calm person.

by Anna08 November 24, 2021