Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

by Damian Elrod February 10, 2025

Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025

Irish kiss

A kiss on a night out where both parties are drunk commonly leading to a silly or funny outcome

The two who kissed fell over. They had an Irish kiss

by anonymous April 5, 2025

Irish sushi

When an Irish man ejaculates; sperm is the raw "fish" in his ejaculation of love goo. Does not apply to men with a vasectomy.

Sinead was blowing McO'Brien, and when he was about to cum he shouted "Here comes the Irish sushi!"

by Ron Jeremy's Ghost April 12, 2025

Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…

We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.

by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025

Irish Bus Ride

**Irish Bus Ride**

*(noun, slang)*

When an Irish man arranges for a Mexican woman—usually from Sonora—to travel north on a Tufesa Executive bus to the U.S.–Mexico border, picks her up after she crosses on foot, has sex with her in Queen Creek, Arizona, and then sends her back to the border in an Uber.

“Did you hear about Kellen? Dude pulled an Irish Bus Ride last weekend.”

by SS Steve April 27, 2025

irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025