that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
by humandickipedia January 24, 2023
A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.
Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"
by SlickMaple August 19, 2008
A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad June 17, 2012
When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.
by Xenorak January 11, 2019
Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.
Maybe she has human fly disease?
Maybe she has human fly disease?
by humanflymagnet February 09, 2010
by Vancem44 December 28, 2021
Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
by TRAmontana July 18, 2022