Foot Fart

When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound

I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor

by flax64 August 29, 2015

scaredy farts

loud, high pitch squeaker farts when you are nervous or anxious. They can smell, or might not.

They sound like booooooiiieeep. scaredy farts

by SANT April 20, 2014

Fart class

An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.

Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!

by Roachey15 September 28, 2009

bird fart

A smelly quiff

BE CAREFUL! OR THE MS. WILL DROP A BIRD FART ON YOUR HEAD!

by michellefrryan February 1, 2009

turtle fart

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

Fart Shovel

Any object or body part used to scoop and serve a fart into someones face

"Hey did you see that cup?"
"Yea that would make a great fart shovel!"

by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010

Bruh Fart

another term for niggas in my butthole

Bruh this nigga really built like a bruh fart

by bruhfart November 20, 2020