a duck bitch

1. A girl who has a big belly that pulls her forward and a large ass that sticks out, this makes her resemble that of a duck. Her having snaggle teeth would make her resemble a duck even more but its not a requirement.

2. A clingy, or ugly girl thats trying to stalk you. If you spot her at a bar before she spots you- then DUCK!

Girl: "youre an idiot".

Guy: "yea well with that big ass and stomach you look like a duck".
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Guy 1: Yo man isnt that the girl over there whose been stalkin yo ass??

Guy 2: Yep thats "a duck bitch", ima ghost outta here for she sees me.

a duck bitch by zarreff June 6, 2011

one legged duck

1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight

one legged duck by PTM May 18, 2006

Punching the duck

A phrase describing a person's attempt to hide the fact that they are performing a task badly.

"We're really punching the duck in Iraq at the moment"
Anthony Blair

Punching the duck by Rob5678 April 3, 2007

Funny Duck 

A generally lovely girl with the quirky mannerisms of a duck

Yeh but she sure is sweet, what a Funny Duck

Funny Duck by jsandy8 August 15, 2011

Dick Duck Fucker 

A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."

B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.

Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.

Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?

Mick: It's Latin.

Dick Duck Fucker by McMeddles February 28, 2014

stud duck

A sexy male that happens to be a quack.

He is one stud duck.

stud duck by Studduck April 3, 2016

odd as a duck 

A person who strays for the norm, also known as a woodchuck, squirrel, or river person.

Ricky Henderson, who today is the greatest, is odd as a duck.

odd as a duck by sandbagging shyster April 4, 2009