Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up

My dad left me

by Goodperson+Badperson=ME November 18, 2020

ur dad

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies

DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad

by urdadofficial November 18, 2020

Dad

You wanted to google your dad's name but it wasn't funny enough so you went on the urban dictionary. TOO BAD. IT'S still not funny.

Dad: hi son
Son: Dad, what's for dinner?

by whyareallthenamesusedalready November 19, 2020

Dad

A "Dad" is someone who loves there children.

I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.

by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020

Rich Dad Whore

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore

Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather

by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020

DAD

Dumb ass dog

Yep that's a DAD
Bailey just had surgery and should be laying down but she's such a DAD
He's such a DAD he eats his own poop!

by TBGibby November 26, 2020

the mom and dad

The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.

Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020