The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019
Get the Dump n jumpmug. by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022
Get the Road dumpmug. Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
by ouououo March 9, 2021
Get the 2 toned dumpmug. by ajcrites September 3, 2020
Get the molly dumpmug. by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021
Get the kade humpty-dump truckmug. The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.
by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 2, 2017
Get the Dump trufflemug. 