Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie about how big that fella is down there.

Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …

by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023

Christian

a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads

“Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”

by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022

Christian

A beautiful amazing girl who’s is better than any Christian named man. She is loyal and loves calling people she likes monkeys

Oh Christian called you a monkey?? Damn she likes you dude !!!

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Christian

A psychological damaged boy who tends to chase females that he will never have a chance with. Resulting in him consulting the said females friends until their breaking point. Followed by not ever getting the girl. oh and did i mention he is talking to at least six other girls during the time of these unfathomable events.

So Leo showed me a video of jared and joe like fist fighting and i saw it was from december 22nd so i was like omg i was snap chatting jared then that’s so funny blab blah whatever. and then jared was like yeah that was night christain and morgan we’re getting it on right there on my couch and i like laughed it off whatever.

THEN I REALIZED

christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian

by anonymous 75639 April 29, 2020

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

erick christian

Erick is a very sexy man with a passion for fucking girls

Erick christian is so smashable

by Somone special May 18, 2017

Christianity +1

Being a normal Christian but also having a plus one in the relationship

I have converted to Christianity +1

by Dreamgamerx July 29, 2023