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Sad Cow

The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.
"This has made Sad Cow happy..." - After two chicks making out
by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009
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ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018
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Hanging Cow

Hanging Cow is something you say you can do to impress a naive crowd. It has no meaning other than sounding impressive.
I'm known for Hanging Cow. I've been told I Hang the meanest Cow in Montreal, but you should see what shit they do in Vancouver.
by Loomisam August 7, 2022
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a cow a cow

A phrase in Hebrew that means to take things one at a time, little by little.
Usually said in contrast of doing everything all at once.

Pronounced pará pará
Him: Let's try to solve everything at once.
Me, an intellectual: Wait! A cow a cow!
by MMMx2 June 14, 2022
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Cow

1: Female bovine whose counterpart is a bull.
2: Victorian insult for an uncouth woman.
3: IM shorthand for coward.
4: Female media personality who writes hit pieces on other women and their families, just to get ahead in the media industry. Popularized by the hit T.V. show "Ugly Betty".
1: That cow sure is eating a lot of grass.
2: Look at that drunken woman cussing like a sailor, she's nothing but a cow.
3: Did you see that cow blocked me after talking shit?
4: I can't believe that cow wrote all those lies about J. K. Rowling.
by The Prince Orono December 14, 2021
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Obese cow

Oh look its an obese cow
by ThE.dIcTiOnArY September 30, 2021
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grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows
Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.
by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017
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