by fkatheserpent September 10, 2021

Noun- A frozen log of shit in a condom used to replace a ghetto woman's missing dildo. It reminds some of a nutty bar, hence it's name.
During that crazy ass party a couple days ago that bitch sharquania jacked my dildo so I had to make one a dem ghetto nutty bars.
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Elmo bars are red xanax bars pressed with 10mg of etizolam. They are known to cause confusion, agitation, and extreme intoxication.
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Describes the state in which you and your friends or stranger are drunk enough to talk about feelings/ lost relationships and general deep talk.
by Feelsbarman July 15, 2022

by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025

by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020
