Alabama Brain Massage

Indiscriminant nose-picking in a very deep fashion involving one or two fingers. Often seen at a stoplight on the car next to you. Sometimes followed by a sniffing of the fingers if productive, and/or rolling the residue with the index finger and thumb and flicking it either on the floorboard of the car or out the window.

Jared, check out that guy in the car next to us digging for gold. Dude, that is an Alabama Brain Massage if I've ever seen one!

by fway September 1, 2013

smooth brain no weinkles

Smooth brain no weinkles. The way to spell wrinkles while having the smooth brain.

Guy 1: smooth brain no weinkles.
Guy 2: what

by Probot 99 November 29, 2020

Brain transplant donor

Someone with no brain. AKA a friendly way to say "idiot".

Idiot: *says something stupid*
Person 1 : "Do you happen to be a brain transplant donor?"

by babyeater29126 April 28, 2015

stinky poo brain

the stinkyist of all people they also suck and are dumb

it is also the worst issult ever

your a stinky poo brain
your moms a stinky poo brain

by rico the destoyer March 22, 2021

Phatest brain nut

Phatest brain fart of the century.

Bro I just had the phatest brain nut.

by yourmothergay August 23, 2018

Fourth Dimensional Brain

A brain that's so astronomically large, that it's not even in this dimension.

Josh: *Gets shot in the head and survives*
Doctor: How did you survive?
Josh: My brain isn't even in this dimension.
Doctor: Shit, this legend has a fourth dimensional brain.

by UTOI November 29, 2018

turquoise-brained idiot

someone who did something so idiotic that the color or their brain is turquoise

Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.

by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021