Girl: Hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
Charlie: sure!
Later that night...
Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!
Charlie: sure!
Later that night...
Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!
by Blahblahblahkuhfskuckhsbckh March 22, 2012
a card game played like Texas Hold 'em, except the bets are lengths of sips from an alcoholic beverage (every player has his/her own beverage); for every 10 second "sip," the winner of the hand can substitute a hit of weed; the winner is also permitted to share any or all of his/her winnings with any other player(s)
by cromag cousin June 25, 2007
by dragonpipe November 05, 2021
by Rafa tha God January 19, 2023
This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 26, 2024
During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.
by Scott "dick sucker" Stephens April 30, 2008
When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.
I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.
Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.
Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.
by sam_jarvis_texas_ranger February 19, 2021