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2 apples 1 dog

by Sendmementalhelp October 15, 2019
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Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.
The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack
by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016
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Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.
My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.
by AN0SEater March 20, 2020
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roams like thin apples

1.) To be gay or lesbian
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual
Jim roams like thin apples.

That guy?! Please.....he roams like thin apples. It's so obvious!
by jigear December 3, 2009
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Long Island Apple Soup

Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.
Hey mom, don't worry about making dinner tonight, I just made Long Island Apple Soup in the bowl.
by Lil J Flip December 9, 2011
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small child holding an apple

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.
by Griphftor August 17, 2006
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Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.
Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!
by "J.R." September 27, 2005
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