Ugly weed

When your not ugly but your not cute so your ugly weed

Man your boy best friend is a ugly weed

by Sexuality January 25, 2019

Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Sleep n Weed

When your tired or asleep and someone's hitting it while you do so and you can smell it.

Example:
"Yo David ? ,you hittin it ? I guess I'm ganna just Sleep n Weed."

by Dizzy8 September 2, 2016

Weed

Bedtime Gummies

Mom can I get some weed? Of course honey

by ItzLilChoppa October 13, 2021

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower August 17, 2016