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National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.
Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs
by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023
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ass touching

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass
by SillyScholar January 1, 2017
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turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024
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pussy ass hoe ass bitch

Usually used as an insult to a girl or boy who you have lots of hate for, someone who you know won’t do shit to you. also someone who is a hoe and has dated everybody and they damn momma.
“Shut up you pussy ass hoe ass bitch , you won’t do shit.”
by tthuggaa July 21, 2023
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Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.
by Scorpyon November 29, 2023
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Albuquerque Ass Burger

The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.
by FelchForLife84 April 23, 2022
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Vice Ass Hoe

(Noun) sometimes shortened to VAH.

1.A woman who presents a genuine interest in kicking it, partying and/or DTF, but really has an ulterior motive of writing an article, Twitter or general call out in order to gain social clout.

Can also go “incognito mode”, in which the VAH anonymously writes article/Twitter to destroy someone’s reputation and avoid accountability for their own actions.

2.A Devious Thirst Trap. Trying to get that exclusive.

3.A Specific kinda of lady looking to further her “brand” on the internet, i.e; Vice, Buzzfeed, Instagram.
What’s up with that chick Karen?”

“Avoid that ‘Vice Ass Hoe’. She’s fucked over all the homies.”

Or,
(Vice Ass Hoe walks into room)
“VAH, It’s A TRAP!!”
by ItIsThat1 December 30, 2020
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