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up-ass

One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.
*Passing a 500 pound man in the store* "Excuse me sir your up-ass is in the way."
by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024
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Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.
Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!
by Sweater man March 10, 2017
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Bulldog ass

When a woman has an over-abundance of 'junk in the trunk', so her ass looks like 2 bulldogs in a burlap bag, fightin' eachother to see which one can get out faster.
by SuburbanNary November 10, 2020
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Lame ass

It’s a person who is A; (a lame ass bitch with no life) or B; ( a some idiot said something stupid asf so he a lame ass bitch now).
(Guy 1): yo so I was like eating some fuckin boneless wings right and guess what my guy I found a fucking hair clip on that shit I was like hell nah fuck this and threw that shit away.

(Guy 2): you know you just wasted some perfectly good food right?

(Guy 1) shut up tray, shut you don’t tell me what to do, you a “lame ass” bitch shut up tray before I smack the shit out you.
by Kazuichi April 8, 2021
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Cock's Ass

Chicken's Anus
Shove that vibrator up the cock's ass
by rondalkb10 October 29, 2023
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if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
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Grab Ass Day

Dam that chick's ass is fine

Grab it man, its grab ass day
by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020
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