dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock

Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

Dick Stupid

a top-tier insult for anyone who calls you a penis idiot.

richard: "your really a penis idiot"
You: "well at least i'm not dick stupid"

by Riso nero January 14, 2020

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

Snus dick

Snus Dick is a condition that make your penis twice as big everytime you "snus".

Jonas B. Got a snus dick.

by Artsy01010101 December 15, 2021

dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

Dick

something ya mom sucks

"Yo your mom always sucks my dick, soon imma be your step dad. So start calling me daddy"
"Dude, stop fucking my mom"

by yamomsucksme August 30, 2021