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i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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Ass belly

When a woman's fat belly has cleavage so deep, you can't tell if it's an ass or a belly.
That's girls ass belly is so big you can't tell off she's coming out going.
by Wentyn Sayne July 3, 2025
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Turbo Ass

"That new Lifeline skin is turbo ass."
by FenrisZi November 2, 2023
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Belt To Ass

To whoop somebodys ass
I just saw the Hays Hawks put belt to ass
by wydheysyyiijfheyehdbd February 4, 2025
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Kiss ass

Somebody who will litteraly do ANYTHING for another person no matter what the cost is and they will agree to anything said by that person as well no matter if it is morally right or wrong. They will never disagree nor argue no matter the situation. Also known as a sheep. They will leave 5 friends just to suck up to this one person. They are a follower not a leader that is why they are also known as sheep.
Hey EDWARD stop sucking up and kissing DARIUSES ASS!!!

Kiss ass/Suck up: trash and annoying
by Hudson_pie November 19, 2020
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my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up
by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022
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Assed

I jus assed u a question, who u wit?
by Allahatopia November 24, 2018
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