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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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Ass

A football team who loses EVERY football game in their 2019 season. For instance, The University of {Akron} {football} team. This is a team who hasn't won a game since last {season}. They get beat so bad that {players} want to transfer. #DontfeartheRoo
Our team is ass! :(
by partygirl000 November 2, 2019
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you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.
ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Flipping ass

The act of flipping someone over during sex and hitting it from behind
Last night I flipped Cassandra's ass, man. Her ass was like a cushion that softened my pushing. Flipping ass is the best thing ever
by Fenderbender178 May 29, 2021
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Ass Neck

The neck of one’s ass, which is essentially the middle of the lower back- above the ass crack and between the ass shoulders.
See also: ass shoulders
The snowboarder suffered a deep bruise to his ass neck when he did a reverse taco on the rail.
by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024
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target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!
by sue doenum December 21, 2009
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