All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 06, 2014
by not_marc May 17, 2023
When ur a long toenailed Latvian who loves black dicks rubbing around your earlobes in hope that they leak of wax
When a girl sucks a man’s dirty hairy unwashed balls, and he jacks off furiously until ejaculation, causing the cum to “snow” on her face. He then rubs his dirty hairy balls through the cum on her face.
by bunnysballs42098 April 01, 2024
When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.
by Colin is a breckie hill gooner June 08, 2025
When a man come in his mom an then slurf his sperma out with an straw on dried elephant penis while feeding his Ginger cat
by Kiki and en February 23, 2025
Gazz: I really wanted cuddles last night but she didnt. It’s okay in the end she gave me a Dirty Lidl Marie
by Marinebw69 July 20, 2023