certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010

Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.

I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.

by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023

Bitch Assness

Definition: Suffering from the action of having bitch like tendencies ...

Example: my man passed away from chronic bitch Assness. He fought that shit for 5 years after high school .. you can see it in face he was bitch ass nigga

by MuvaTee August 2, 2019

Lard ass

A Charlie don't be a charlie

Charlie is a lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020

National shake ass on ft day

On December 1st it’s national shake ass on ft day, so get u a baddie to shake ass for u on ft.

“I’ma tell Nicole that it’s National shake ass on ft day so I can enjoy tonight”

by Danial Gomez December 1, 2020

Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023