National grab dick day

On the 28th of April is the day where all girls must grab at least 1 dick. Boisss u better watchhhh yo junkkkkk;)

Hey, can i grab ur dick?
Yeah sure
‘Grabs dick’
Why did you do that?

It’s national grab dick Day

by Lewis10012 April 26, 2019

Dick licker

A person that likes to lick dick for a living

Drew called lia a dick licker after the blow job

by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018

Dick

Kind of big ice cream very tasty to suck.

Daughter: Momma I hungry
Mom: I got dick to suck for you.

by Fefe Jackson September 22, 2021

Dick Dialing

The male equivalent to a butt dial.

"Hey man, my bad for dick dialing you"

by SnapPeaz December 1, 2023

Dick

Someone that’s an asshole

That guy is a damn dick man.

by CH1977 February 24, 2024

Dick Jockey

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.

"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."

by N0ss July 11, 2017

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023