Dirty Elise

A lovely big busty woman who has brown curly hair and green eyes, likes all holes filled, the mouth, the arse, the pussy, sometimes the ears. Her gaping pussy makes it very easy to get in and out of, the canal so deep it can fit several men inside, or dildos. It can get dripping wet that you'll think you're going on a water slide. She loves the kinky shit, most of BDSM, she'll get down on her knees for a whipping, she's a very naughty girl and has a praise kink and will practically do anything for you. Want to shut her up, just stuff her mouth with that fat dick. She can go pounding all night long and will beg you to make her squirt. She won't stay with anyone who doesn't know how to pleasure her, but she's a very dirty girl so will anything, all the man is required to do is make her orgasm and squirt. Bend her over and shove it in her arse and go to town with her she will love that.

Oh look it',s Dirty Elise which means she will do anything sexually for you.

by ThisIsForYouBabyCheeks August 21, 2024

Dirty Cybelle

When a person laughs to the point where their they lose control of their abdominal muscles and fart uncontrollably.

I made him laugh so hard he pulled a Dirty Cybelle!

by ThatGurl69 August 22, 2024

Dirty Megan

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.

I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.

by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024

Dirty Sonic

A Dirty Sonic is when you pretend to be a submarine captain while taking a piss on a bush yelling "for fuck's sakes, that's whoreable"

Did you hear the old guy yelling while taking a leak in the park? Yeah, he was dressed Iike a captain, I think he was trying to pull a Dirty Sonic.

by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024

dirty ondine

A Dirty Ondine is a woman who rubs taints while flipping pancakes.

I hear so and so is actually a Dirty Ondine, she likes to rub taints in her kitchen when she cooks breakfast.

by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024

dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk

My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish

by townerw August 26, 2024

Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).

PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**

by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024