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National Ass Pic Day

Always held on October 24, NAPD is when you send your partner a photo of your butt. NAPD is a derivative of NTPD (National Titty Pic Day) which is held June 21st.
Partner 1: Hey babe it’s National Ass Pic Day today.
Partner 2: Ohh you’re right, hold on give me a minute.
by Johnnyboi9393938 October 24, 2022
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Flounder Ass Bitch

That flounder ass bitch about to catch some hands if he doesn’t shut his mouth!
by Brodilly January 3, 2024
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im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.
“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible
by aidenthetank December 9, 2020
mugGet the im on my assmug.

Albuquerque Ass Burger

The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.
by FelchForLife84 April 23, 2022
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freak ass nigga

When someone is being overtly sexual and obscene.
Man, zen is such a freak ass nigga!
by serialzen May 3, 2025
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National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.
Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs
by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023
mugGet the National Ass Daymug.

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
mugGet the NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTHmug.

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