Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Kiss Ass lamm

Someone who wants to flatter someone in every way because they desperately want their approval

Brooks lamm Deleted that video because he’s kiss ass Lamm bitch mutha fucka who wants nothing but Joesph karnath to like him and approve of him

by Nickthesmokerfan101 March 11, 2020

ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro May 7, 2018

Dog Ass

When your leading the team on call of duty and your team is some DOG ASS

Holly shit I have 20 kills and my teammates don’t have any, they are Dog Ass

by Neeyuck July 16, 2021

ass nap

When that one e-girl in your snap chat takes a nice, relaxing short sleep.

I took a good ass nap

by AL3XiSAB3AST November 16, 2019

National grab the best ass around you day

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.

"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."

by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021

Ass

A slang term for butt.

Random guy: Yo his ass is fine!
The guy with a fine ass: You mean butt?
Random guy: Yup. Wanna fuck?
The guy with a fine ass: Of course Daddy

by theguywithafineass July 18, 2021