On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
november 16th
when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
by usucc October 29, 2019
You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
by Yung A-Dolf April 12, 2018
Basically, the term "day chicken" means, lick my titties in arabic. L my S on your Ds, and butter me up buttercup in spanish.
Basically, if you are declared a "day chicken" you pretty much dont have to ever worry about claiming your manhood any other way, people know you fuck bitches. And sometimes eat obese cabbage patch looking 15 year old girls. Either one, youre a winner winner chicken dinner. Sometimes people use it to describe ones standing in a relationship.
Basically, if you are declared a "day chicken" you pretty much dont have to ever worry about claiming your manhood any other way, people know you fuck bitches. And sometimes eat obese cabbage patch looking 15 year old girls. Either one, youre a winner winner chicken dinner. Sometimes people use it to describe ones standing in a relationship.
For example Peter wanted to show his wife who was boss so he ejaculated into her eardrums and screamed RED RUM at the top of his lungs and became the "day chicken" of the partnership.
by mexicanbuttocks January 20, 2014
Give a girl a hoodie day because she is cold
by Ryan's post January 14, 2021
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my Birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating your Birthentine's Day!"
John: "Tomorrow is also my Birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating your Birthentine's Day!"
by krizdel April 17, 2011
On november 6th every year is olivia wilson day a certain someone named landon totten has to ask her out on this day or else he'll get bad luck for 30 years
by ilowsm November 07, 2021