Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022

clarky big dick

A boy with a large penis

Coorr girls have you seen clarky big dick yet?

by Mluvky April 21, 2017

Tizzle dick

Left ward sloping penis

Shawn is tizzle dick

by Pinkjesus October 27, 2022

Not destroy dick december

it’s literally not destroy dick december. thats fake

“destroy dick december is fake”
“yeah! it’s Not destroy dick december”

by kittykat<33! November 29, 2021

Big dick

A big dick girls would love in there vagina or ass

Girl: yeah i know josh had a big dick we fucked all night he even let me suck it

by Idek ok poo May 1, 2021

Dick

a really long fat stick with white stuff

Man1: I like the look of your dick
Man2: Yeah its very white

by hhhhhhheeeeeeellllloooooooooff May 2, 2021